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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year James Color Rush Bradberry Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Jay Gruden looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against Washington, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Washington organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Washington edition...Jay Gruden looks like he knows about six other words besides football.Jim Tomsula looks like he knows everybody at Dicks Sporting Goods on a first name basis.Alex Smith looks like he models for watch ads.Dan Snyder looks like an actor who can only get roles as a financial advisor in commercials.Ryan Kerrigan looks like the guy that drives his brand new F-350 with the lift kit through the drive through at McDonald’s and has to open the door in order to be able to reach down and grab his food.Jay Gruden looks like he would trust a 5-star Yelp review.Jim Tomsula looks like he would be uncomfortable in a canoe.Josh Norman looks like he has had it with DC area “barbecue.”Colt McCoy looks like he pretends to be 19 to get into college parties.Alex Smith looks like the clearance rack version of Kirk Cousins that Washington time traveled 20 years into the future to buy.Dan Snyder looks like an attorney who refuses to be reasonable in a plea bargain negotiation.Ryan Kerrigan looks like the meathead frat bro in every college movie ever made.Josh Doctson looks like that younger cousin that is the grandparents’ favorite for no apparent reason.Dan Snyder looks like he pays somebody to taste his food.Jim Tomsula looks like he’s the guy Dan Snyder pays to taste his food.Brandon Scherff looks like Des Moines, Iowa. Jay Gruden looks like he’s wondering where Ferris Bueller went.Alex Smith looks like he has four wives and 17 children.Dan Snyder looks like he could be a Cabinet secretary.Colt McCoy looks like the employee of the month at Hertz.Jim Tomsula looks like he aggressively chews gum 24 hours a day.Jay Gruden looks like a guy who goes to Applebee’s and orders a Yuengling, then talks down to his friends who are all drinking Bud Light.Vernon Davis looks like the next Mr. Clean.Alex Smith looks the actor who plays a high school quarterback who is clearly in his 40s.Jim Tomsula looks like a guy who went the whole nine yards with golf equipment but is very bad at golf.Dan Snyder looks like a guy who would claim to cut his own hair after going to an expensive barber.Jay Gruden looks like the guy who can’t wait to tell you about his new lawnmower.Jim Tomsula looks like a guy who won’t shut up about how good Blockbuster used to be.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss. ATLANTA (AP) — Pepsi is pouring it on in Coke’s house — injecting some fizz into its biggest rivalry during the buildup to the Super Bowl.While the visitors had called for a “cola truce” on social media with the NFL title game in the shadows of its competitor’s Atlanta-based headquarters Ian Thomas Jersey , it seems to have been more of a Trojan Horse subterfuge designed to lure Coke into lowering its defenses.Billboards all around Atlanta call for Pepsi to “paint the town blue” and announce “Pepsi in Atlanta — how refreshing.”“I’d say Pepsi’s had a great heritage of being a challenger brand,” Todd Kaplan, Pepsi’s vice president of marketing, said Thursday. “The Pepsi-Coke rivalry has been going on for years. As a marketer, it’s been a fun, friendly kind of a thing. As a challenger brand, it’s really embracing the role to show everybody we’re the official NFL sponsor. Do it in a fun way with a competitor that we respect.”But while Pepsi has been intent on having fun at Coke’s expense, Coke will be tapping into its home-field advantage: Because it owns the “pouring rights” at Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Coke products will be for sale at the fountains during the game between the Patriots and Rams. But the drinks will be served in NFL-themed Super Bowl cups.That hasn’t deterred Pepsi. The company, based in Purchase Curtis Samuel Color Rush Jersey , New York, wheeled a life-sized statue of its founder, Caleb Bradham, in broad daylight to toast a soda with none other than the statue of Coca-Cola founder John Pemberton. The meeting came just outside the World of Coke museum in downtown Atlanta.And it didn’t last long.Pepsi was asked to leave a few minutes after setting up on the Coke property that’s located just a couple of blocks from the stadium.But Coke believes it has home-field advantage and has gone out of its way to stay above the fray.“I think certainly they came and they used Atlanta as an opportunity to have an Atlanta-focused message, and what I would say is that we have a message that is uniquely Coca-Cola,” said Brynn Bardacke, vice president of content and creative excellence for Coca-Cola North America. “I think we’re going to leave the rumbling to the football.“We’re going to use our advertising to talk about what’s important to the brand.”The latest chapter in the decades-long rivalry between Coke, the longtime leader in worldwide soda sales, and its not-quite-as-massive rival has been entertaining.Ask almost anyone around Atlanta — anywhere, really — and they have very strong opinions about the soda giants.Mark Meek Daeshon Hall Jersey , a Carolina Panthers fan from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, wasted no time choosing a side.“I like being the little guy, fighting for his place in the world,” he said. “I like it because it’s from my home state and we’ve got a little rivalry thing going with Georgia anyway. I like Lowe’s more than Home Depot. I like Pepsi more than I like Coke. I like the Panthers more than I like the Falcons. I like Bojangles more than I like Chick-Fil-A.”His friend Keith Priest, also Panthers fan from Winston-Salem, is a Coke man all the way.“Pepsi’s too sweet, way too sweet,” he said. “The carbonation seems better in a Coke. Every now and then I’ll get Cherry Coke, but other than that Trai Turner Color Rush Jersey , it’s always just Coke.”Lest anyone forget that, Coke has bought the time slot right before the national anthem to roll out its big Super Bowl ad, “A Coke is a Coke,” a strategic move it would’ve made regardless of Pepsi being in his hometown.“Well, we are here to welcome everybody to the city, Pepsi included,” Bardacke said. “Our effort is really focused on what our brand is and means to people and really what we offer. The message at a high level is that Coke is for everyone.”Maybe so, but not for Kaplan. Pepsi knows where it stands in pecking order, and has launched a marketing campaign that Pepsi is “more than OK.”“Every day there’s a cultural truth that people get asked this question when they’re in a restaurant.” Kaplan said. “Sometimes they will order our competitor’s beverage and they’ll be asked the question, ‘Is Pepsi OK?’ That’s a question that Taylor Moton Jersey , for years, people get asked, and we wanted to take that truth and flip it on its head. Absolutely, Pepsi is more than OK.”But not for Atlanta resident Jack Jessen.“You’ve got to go with the hometown teams,” he said. “Coke and Falcons.”For Houston resident Zephra Belle, there’s no way she’s drinking Coke.“I’m Team Pepsi all the way,” she said. “It’s sweeter. It makes me feel better. I haven’t adjusted to Coke. I don’t understand the Coke people.”


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